Cats, Boys and Sarcasm
The Sky Pie: Love in NY
I walked into a house party just a few years ago. I came alone, with the cryptic messages of a good friend, who lost her phone but left me with a room number— and nothing more. The elevator numbers were worn beyond legibility, so I got off on the wrong floor and took the stairs.
I listened in…
i still crack up every time i realize i’m a legal adult
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Holiday drinking game for gays: take a shot every time your relatives ask you if you have a girlfriend.
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Me at school: no really i am smart i just don't feel like doing this
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